when at bed bath and beyond the other day (for the thousandth time since robbie and i moved in) i legitimately looked for a marshmallow shooter.

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ashpocalypse:

berenzero:

Anna Kendrick is a fucking gift to humanity. 

I don’t think that there’s a celebrity I would rather be friends with than her.

Or is your penis just really square oh my god

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comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

uh but that ice cream though.

i feel ya, harry.

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when i had a stressful day at work i always want the same things:

- wine
- deep dish pizza
- to paint my nails
- my lavender smelling pillow my mom got me
- a huge hug
- binge watch a good show

robbie is catching on quickly. he’s out picking up the deep dish pizza now, wine is poured and the west wing is ready to go on netflix.

yes.

not a bad view at the new pool.  (at Grand Plaza Chicago Apartments)

not a bad view at the new pool. (at Grand Plaza Chicago Apartments)

brunch with @hannahkay5 and @jkritz3. next time we’re wearing PJs. #boozebrunch (at HUB 51 & SUB 51)

brunch with @hannahkay5 and @jkritz3. next time we’re wearing PJs. #boozebrunch (at HUB 51 & SUB 51)

this might just be the best thing i bought at the anniversary sale. this palette is amazing.

this might just be the best thing i bought at the anniversary sale. this palette is amazing.

Changes are inevitable and not always controllable. What can be controlled is how you manage, react to and work through the change process.
― Kelly A. Morgan (via psych-quotes)

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city girl. mizzou alum. chicago sports fan. tory burch and kate spade ny enthusiast. lover of champagne & wine.

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